Are you lonely and looking for love? Do you feel depressed at the thought of going out and being social? Do you come home from work and kick the dog upside down? If so, you’re a sicko and you need some serious help! One solution could be to spend your well earned cash on this here magazine. It won’t stop you being a dick, but it will being a little bit of pleasure into your life as you flick through the pages.

If that wasn’t enough to spark your interest, Issue 81 is hands down our best issue to date!! Obviously I would say that because I want you to buy it, so buy it now and find out for yourself if it’s true or not.

Look at the cover!! It’s mental right?! It was designed by the legendary, John Squire. John not only plays guitar in the Stone Roses, but he is also an amazing artist, as you can see here!